Year 6 Newspaper The Jokes Page

What crisps can fly? Plain ones.   What do you say when you see a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.   What do polar bears have for breakfast? Ice Crispies.   What do you call man that comes through your letter box? Bill.   What do you call man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.   What do you call a man in a bush? Russel.   Why did the one hand man cross the road? To get to he second hand shop.   Knock, knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas.   Why did the robber have a bath? To get a clean getaway.   What's green and bounces round the garden? A spring onion.   What does tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.   Where do ghosts go on holiday? The Isle of Fright.   How do ghosts travel abroad? British Scareways.   What did the traffic warden have on his bread? Traffic jam.   Doctor, Doctor I think I can fly. Well buzz of then.   What do hedgehogs have for lunch? Pricked onions.   What is an underground train full of professors called? A tube of smarties.   A man walked into a bar what did he say? Ouch.   How do you count cows? With a cowculator.   Why can't leopards escape from zoos? Because they'll always be spotted.   What do short-sighted ghosts wear? Spooktactles.   What happens when you dial 666? You get an upside-down policeman. compiled by Nishma

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