 |
Year 6 Newspaper The Jokes Page |
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate! Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he didn't have any body to go with! Why did the hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop! What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper! Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because he was not peeling very well! What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork! What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! Why do we plant bulbs? So the worms can see where they're going! A man was in a cell, there is only a table and a chair in the room. There are no doors or windows how does he get out? He chops the table in half, two halves make a whole he climbs through the hole and he's out! What does rabbit want to do when he's older? He wants to join the royal hare force! Why are goldfish red? Because the water makes them rusty! Why did the farmer roll his field of potatoes? Because he wanted mashed potatoes! Why is tennis a noisy game? Because when you play you have to raise a racket! What goes through a door but doesn't go in or out? A keyhole! | |
Magazine |
Computers |
Links ]
Return to Newspaper Index Page