| Year 6 Newspaper How to get rid of a cockroach Step 1: Get on protective gloves and pick up cockroach Step 2: Take cockroach from up your sleeve. Step 3: Put cockroach in a jar. Step 4: Pick up shattered pieces of glass with the dustpan and brush and find cockroach again. Step 5: Get hoover and chase after cockroach. Step 6: Clean up the dust from the hoover and clean up blood from where you tripped over the wire. Step 7: Go to B+Q and buy some insect repellent. Step 8: Spray insect repellent at cockroach. Step 9: Go to sink and wash insect repellent out of your eyes. Step 10: Call pest exterminator to come and kill cockroach. Step 11: Wait three weeks for exterminator to come. Step 12: Move house and get away from cockroach. Richard |
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